Hairography: Quinn considers choosing Puck to be the daddy, and asks Kurt to make over Rachel for Finn, but Kurt wants Finn, too, so he sabotages the makeover, and Puck sabotages himself by sexting with Santana. Sextagon complete!

Hungry Man: Dexter ditches his own family Thanksgiving to spend some time with the Mitchells, and witness their hostage crisis that is their home life.

The First 27 Days: It's the Survivor Clip Show! Pull up a plate of leftovers and dig in.

Holidaze: Mark has a surprise daughter, Derek is, of course, brilliant and can do no wrong, and the Chief's drinking is only getting worse. Happy Thanksgiving-Christmas-New Year's, everyone!

The Day of Reckoning: Galu can't stop Li'l Russell from finding another immunity idol, can't keep their 6-4 majority after alienated Shambo switches to Foa Foa, and can't even win their only hope at Tribal Council that someone from Foa

Finale, Part 2: Meana Irina takes the win in a surprising twist that surprised no one and left the audience saying: Zzzz...

The Last Days Of Disco Stick: Serena and Tripp go all predictable, Blair's crazy continues to mosey forward at a leisurely pace, Nate is rad, and the Constance Queen becomes a pirate.

Abandon All Hope...: Our Intrepid Heroes track Lucifer to Carthage and shoot him in the face, but it's The Harvelle Girls who ended up blasted into an early grave. Happy holidays, everyone!

Slapsgiving 2: Revenge Of The Slap: It's Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap. Need I say more? If so: THAT'S FOUR!

Believe: We find out that Bryce is facing down the Big C and is convinced that meeting the lady of his flashforward is what's keeping him alive. Too bad her mom doesn't see it that way. And Aaron loses faith

Mr. Right Now": Kristin and JB gallivant in Vegas, letting Bartender Stacie tag along to fix them drinks and get defiled by strippers. Speidi inch closer to springing their spawn on the unwitting world.

Episode 11: Final five! Suze Orman pays a visit, because the contestants need yet one more person to yell at them. Despite all odds Amanda lands above the yellow line and the oldster alliance loses one of its own.

Season 9 Performance 10: Results: The entire season is reviewed, old favorites (and non-favorites) are brought back, and the finalists get to dance one more time before the winner is revealed.

It's Only the Beginning: The rebel alliance strikes back, but the Vs strike back against the strike back and end up shooting Georgie, knifing Father Jack, and Anna seduces Erica's son with the allure of high power motors.

Top 12 Perform: There are cha-chas and can-cans and hip-hops and even some dances without hyphens in them. Whee!

August: There really is more than one of everything -- including Observers.

Cycle 13: Revealed: The Top Model house was filthier than we thought, and Brittany is possessed by demons!

Pandora: Welcome to the future! The sun is red, Zod and his men have taken over the Earth, humans are prisoners, and Clark is powerless. Except in the sack.

Sins of the Father: Coop goes to jail and gets beaten up, but he still comes out looking better than anyone else in this episode -- partly because he's smart and wonderful, but also because so many of the other

The Turning Point: Scum is a vamp. Alaric is a slayer. Ty might be some other scary thing. The Mayor is a douche bag. Caroline's monster bait. And Elena is in love. Until she's not. Then she looks to be