Double Date: Pam finally does something everyone in the office has been wanting to do for years.

Red Ants and Black Widows: Joanna gets kidnapped by the evil pastor while everyone else struggles with forgiveness issues.

Changing Channels: It's another strong contestant in the Funniest Supernatural Episode Ever competition, as the boys are bounced between various TV-show scenarios by some sort of supernatural TWoP staffer.

The Gift: The FBI team infiltrates a group of no-future types, and everything goes all Deer Hunter on them. Then Gough decides to prove their fatalism all wrong by rendering his gloomy flashforward impossible.

Earthling: A smoky spirit is turning people into ash, and it's a case Broyles first handled four years ago -- an obsession that cost him his family.

Invest in Love: The Chief's wildest dreams come true when a couple, impressed with Arizona's treatment of their son, gives the hospital $25 million dollars. And because he has lost his last shred of humanity, he then pushes Arizona into

Audition Day: As audition day for the new cast member approaches, Lemon is beset with challenges. Jenna is beset with even more paranoiac instincts than usual and enlists Tracy to pile yet more problems on Lemon. Jack, meanwhile, is beset

162 Candles: When the F'n CoW's vampire investigation heats up, Damon decides to help. Stefan's be-fanged BFF -- Lexi, arrives in town to celebrate his 162nd birthday. You can write the rest of this, right?

All Hell Breaks Loose: The merge finally happens and immunity necklaces abound.

Slip Slidin' Away: Addison becomes a crazy cat lady, Charlotte hands out vibrators, and Pete's too much of a coward to find out how Violet actually feels about him.

The Art of Fashion: Christopher and Gordana -- our fave Cinderella stories -- are aufed at last and Carol Hannah must travel to Fashion Week accompanied by the dueling Irina and Althea.

The Grown Ups: JFK's dead, y'all.

This Is Not My Finest Hour: Sam and Dan are Holland some ass, Brian and Ericka learn to never say Nether, and Maria and Tiffany are given a Dutch rub.

Gower: What happens when you find out your roommate is a high-priced hooker? You try to bribe her and she turns you down. Makes sense, no?

If I Had a Hammer: Lock says (WOO!) stay away, fools, 'cause Dex's tools are in his bluh-huh-hud shack. Dexter goes undercover at Trinity's charity organization (!) to get to know the man behind the mass murderer, and he ends

Women's Intuition: Dixon is a baby daddy no more. Liam realizes, with some delight, that Ivy has girl parts. Annie proves useless in every way when she believes, then dismisses speculation. Broken-hearted AAdrianna teeters on the verge of relapse. Matthews

Dive Deeper: Nobody dies when the models jump off a cliff in Hawaii, getting photographed in mid-air and, later, underwater.

Top Chef All Stars Dinner: Cheftestants from all five seasons return to cook and eat a meal together, and rehash their beefs with one another.

Crossfire: This week's DC guest character is Speedy. There's a plot about Oliver rescuing her from a life of prostitution, and another plot about Lois and Clark becoming TV show hosts, but the most important thing that happens is Zod