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AT least 30,000 people are expected to attend Perth's Anzac Day dawn service at Kings Park overlooking the Swan River this morning.

A GOLD Coast hotel is staging an Anzac Day jelly wrestling tournament.

TENS of thousands of people attended Melbourne's Anzac Day dawn service at the Shrine of Remembrance today.

MORE than 35,000 people are expected to flock to Melbourne's Shrine of Remembrance today for the Anzac Day Dawn Service.

A MAN has been stabbed in the chest during an altercation outside a home near Ipswich.

TWO men have been taken to hospital after they were attacked by a man in Brisbane's CBD.

A CROWD of about 15,000 gathered in the centre of Brisbane for the annual Anzac Day dawn service.

WALL Street posted strong gains today as advances in the troubled banking sector suggested the market was betting the US economy would soon emerge from its malaise.

MICROSOFT'S profits slipped to $US4.38 billion ($4.6 billion) in the first three months of the year despite revenues rising slightly to $US14.45 billion.

TWO Opes Prime directors have given their first public account of why the stockbroking firm collapsed, blaming the lack of margin calls on key customer accounts and the withdrawal of banking support.

THE daughters of Trooper David Pearce, killed in Afghanistan six months ago, have laid a wreath for their father at an Anzac Day service on the Gold Coast.

AUSTRALIANS have been urged to put aside any objections to the war in Iraq and military action in Afghanistan to honour those serving in the controversial conflicts.

AT least 10 Chinese companies have withdrawn foreign investment applications to buy into Australian resources companies.

A TWO-METRE tall copper fountain has been stolen from the grounds of one of Adelaide's most historic buildings.

LIGHT is threatening in Adelaide ahead of the traditional Anzac Day dawn service at the war memorial.

WATER supplies to Adelaide and many regional towns in South Australia could be threatened by levels of heavy metals in the Murray River system up to 100 times above safe levels.

A MAN is missing after he went swimming in a north Queensland river following a heavy drinking session.

IF BHP Billiton or others want to take over Rio Tinto they should devise a "fully-valued bid, plus a premium", Rio Tinto chairman Paul Skinner said.

THE worsening fuel crisis is cutting deep into airline profits with Air New Zealand joining Virgin Blue and a host of carriers internationally to slash earnings forecasts.